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10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

10 Things That Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars
10 Things That Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft gas. The US Government would get subsidies from an automaker first. The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be...
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Microsoft Buys Christmas

10 Things That Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars
Microsoft Buys Christmas – So, what would happen if Microsoft were to attempt to purchase the Christmas holiday? NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa’s summer estate somewhere in the southern...
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