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A Santa Claus Pun – A pun that’s truly atrocious – a ‘groaner’ as we call them around here, dealing with Santa Claus and his reindeer. It put a smile on my face, and I hope it puts a smile on yours as well. As you know, it is...
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May 10, 2007 user
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A Child’s Christmas Prayer – A wonderful Christmas poem – a true tear-jerker, that everyone should read. Merry Christmas, everyone! A CHILD’S VIEW Snowflakes softly falling Upon your window play, Your blankets snug around you, into sleep you drift away. I bend to gently kiss you, when I see...
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May 10, 2007 user
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‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms – Another parody of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ — but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it’s truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom! ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode,only one creature was stirring, and she...
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May 5, 2007 user
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The Month After Christmas – ‘Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) – well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays … Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I’d nibbled, the...
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May 5, 2007 user
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Gift Wrap – Proof positive that men really shouldn’t be allowed to wrap Christmas presents … This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus and, according to the Book of Matthew,...
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May 3, 2007 user
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Parking Lot Rules For Last Minute Christmas Shoppers Unfortunately, I’ve seen way too many people following these rules …
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May 2, 2007 user
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Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities – Just when Christmas was getting to be *fun* at the office … To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office...
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April 28, 2007 user
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A Christmas Poem For Mom – Cute, funny poem for your mother … have you called her lately? For all the nights you stayed up late to trim the Christmas tree, For all the costly presents That you purchased just for me … For all the times you tucked...
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April 28, 2007 user
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Just possibly, this ‘inclusiveness’ and ‘diversity’ has gone too far – witness what happens to the poor person planning the company Christmas party FROM; Pat Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO EveryoneRE Christmas PartyDATE December 1 I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on...
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April 24, 2007 user
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The Perfect Man, the Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus – So what happens when the perfect man and the perfect woman get married, and try to help Santa Claus? There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their...
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April 18, 2007 user
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