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Meretricious! An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac Asimov The late science fiction writer, Isaac Asimov, told this story: Once Horace Gold [my editor] went too far. He rejected a story of mine which he called ‘meretricious.’ The word is from the Latin meretrix,...
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June 2, 2007 user
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One liner Christmas Jokes and puns – enjoy! A Christmas thought: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. How long does it take to burn a candle down? About a wick! What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y”! What did one Christmas light say to the...
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June 2, 2007 user
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer song lyrics Lyrics to ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’, written by Randy Brooks, originally recorded by Elmo and Patsy and later released by the Irish Rovers
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June 1, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Song Lyrics
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Funny Christmas quotes I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple
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Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas – Another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – this time, ‘saluting’ Bill Gates and Microsoft
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June 1, 2007 user
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Underage Girl Has Illegitimate Birth—Baby Expected To Be Charged With Treason – I suppose that it’s a matter of perspective … do you have God’s perspective on the Christmas story?
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June 1, 2007 user
Church and God jokes
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Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes – Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’ classic book, ‘A Christmas Carol’
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May 31, 2007 user
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Deck Us All With Boston Charlie Deck Us All With Boston Charlie – the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The Halls that the late Walt Kelly (of Pogo fame) wrote for his comic strip. The following are the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The...
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May 31, 2007 user
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Early Christmas shopping How can you get into trouble with the police for early Christmas shopping? Quite easily, as it turns out …
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May 31, 2007 user
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Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes Doctor, Doctor! jokes with a Christmas flavor Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills – and, if they don’t work, give me a ring!
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May 31, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Doctor jokes
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