Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas for Moms

‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms

‘€˜Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms – Another parody of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ — but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it’s truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom! ‘€™Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode, only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode. The children […]

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The month after Christmas

The Month After Christmas

The Month After Christmas – ‘Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) – well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays … Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’€™d nibbled, the eggnog I’€™d tasted At the […]

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Gift wrap

Gift Wrap

Gift Wrap – Proof positive that men really shouldn’t be allowed to wrap Christmas presents … This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus and, according to the Book of Matthew, “presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and […]

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Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities - yes, this is probably one of the restricted activities

Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities

Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities – Just when Christmas was getting to be *fun* at the office … To:  All Employees From:  Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

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A Christmas Poem For Mom - milk and cookies

A Christmas Poem For Mom

A Christmas Poem For Mom – Cute, funny poem for your mother … have you called her lately? For all the nights you stayed up late to trim the Christmas tree, For all the costly presents That you purchased just for me … For all the times you tucked me in And read me stories too, […]

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Company Christmas party - enjoy the joke!

Company Christmas Party

Just possibly, this ‘inclusiveness’ and ‘diversity’ has gone too far – witness what happens to the poor person planning the company Christmas party FROM; Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director TO Everyone RE Christmas Party DATE December 1 I’€™m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at […]

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Perfect man, perfect woman, and Santa Claus

The Perfect Man, the Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus

The Perfect Man, the Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus – So what happens when the perfect man and the perfect woman get married, and try to help Santa Claus? There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One […]

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Christmas card oops! This makes me reconsider sending gift cards for Christmas ...

Christmas card oops!

Christmas card oops! This makes me reconsider sending gift cards for Christmas …

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