Christmas

Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree - Never trust a clown with even the most simple tasks - and never give him a hatchet!

Christmas Eve watchdog

Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.

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Red Wagon

The Red Wagon

The Red Wagon – A funny, and cute, joke about the power of prayer … and how a promise is a promise!

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Christmas stocking - reindeer

Female reindeer

Female reindeer – A slightly sexist joke, but still funny! (Sexist reindeer? Who knew?)

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I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is a Christmas novelty song written by John Rox and performed by Gayla Peevey in 1953.

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Santa knock knock jokes - enjoy the puns!

Santa knock knock jokes

Santa knock knock jokes – enjoy the puns! Knock knock Who’s there? Elf. Elf who. Elf me wrap this present for Santa.

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To my Democrat friends

To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular […]

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One line Animal Christmas Jokes

One line Animal Christmas Jokes

One line Animal Christmas Jokes – A collection of one-liner Christmas jokes that feature animals, such as “Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!”

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Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It's interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)

Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin?

Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It’s interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)

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Christmas thank-you notes - A sure-fire way to get the children to write their thank you notes this year

Christmas thank-you notes

Christmas thank-you notes – A sure-fire way to get the children to write their thank you notes this year

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Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See - A list of punnish book titles and authors, such as 'Humility, and How I Achieved It' by I.M. Fabulous -- only with a Christmas theme

Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See

Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See – A list of punnish book titles and authors, such as ‘Humility, and How I Achieved It’ by I.M. Fabulous — only with a Christmas theme

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