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Why I Like Retirement

Q: How many days in a week? A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Q: When is a retiree’s bedtime? A: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it takes all day. Q:...
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What do you do in America with your old goats?

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Switzerland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. ‘These,’...
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The trophy girlfriend

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocked everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’€™s arm and listens intently to his every word. His...
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