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Saint Patrick’s Day riddles

Saint Patrick’s Day riddles for young and old – enjoy!

Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O’Furniture!

Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock!

Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green!

Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it’s a French fry!

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn’t afford plane fare!

Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet!

Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

Q: Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
A: Because you don’t want to press your luck.

Q: How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
A: Because they are hard to find and lucky to have!

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!

 

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