Relationship rules — Read the rules and *live* by them!
Don’t string anyone along.
Don’t get mad at being strung along.
Don’t hit on a friend’s crush.
Don’t lay claim on a crush forever.
Don’t expect that your friends won’t throw you under a bus when you cheat.
Don’t pounce on a friend’s ex.
Don’t flaunt a new love around old haunts after a break-up.
Don’t expect anyone to listen to your heartbroken whining forever.
