Question and Answer Independence Day jokes

Question and Answer Independence Day jokes – A list of question and answer jokes about Independence Day, the 4th of July, patriotism, etc.

  • What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
    The Americans licked the British!
  • What did King George III think of the American colonists?
    He thought they were revolting!
  • Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
    Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
  • Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
    To get to the other tide!
  • What do you call a parade of German mercenaries?
    A Hessian procession!
  • What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
    Yankee Poodle!
  • Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
    Yeah, it cracked me up!
  • What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?
    Monti jello!
  • Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?”
    Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.”

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