A Christmas Poem

A Christmas Poem
A Christmas Poem – A very funny poem, with a twist ending Downtown they’€™ve put up Christmas lights, And decked the streets with tinsel bright. The windows of each store you see Contain at least one Christmas tree.
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A Child’s Christmas Prayer

A Child’s Christmas Prayer - letter to Santa Claus
A Child’s Christmas Prayer – A wonderful Christmas poem – a true tear-jerker, that everyone should read. Merry Christmas, everyone! A CHILD’S VIEW Snowflakes softly falling Upon your window play, Your blankets snug around you, into sleep you drift away. I bend to gently kiss you, when I see...
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‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms

Twas the night before Christmas for Moms
‘€˜Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms – Another parody of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ — but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it’s truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom! ‘€™Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode, only one creature was stirring, and...
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The Month After Christmas

The month after Christmas
The Month After Christmas – ‘Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) – well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays … Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’€™d...
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Gift Wrap

Gift wrap
Gift Wrap – Proof positive that men really shouldn’t be allowed to wrap Christmas presents … This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus and, according to the Book of Matthew,...
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Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities

Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities - yes, this is probably one of the restricted activities
Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities – Just when Christmas was getting to be *fun* at the office … To:  All Employees From:  Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office...
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A Christmas Poem For Mom

A Christmas Poem For Mom - milk and cookies
A Christmas Poem For Mom – Cute, funny poem for your mother … have you called her lately? For all the nights you stayed up late to trim the Christmas tree, For all the costly presents That you purchased just for me … For all the times you tucked...
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