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Top 10 list of things to NOT get your wife

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your wife for Christmas (or her birthday, or Mother’€™s Day) – at least, not unless you LIKE sleeping on the couch

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Parking Lot Rules For Last Minute Christmas Shoppers

Parking Lot Rules For Last Minute Christmas Shoppers

Parking Lot Rules For Last Minute Christmas Shoppers Unfortunately, I’ve seen way too many people following these rules …

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Barbecue cooking - the only cooking a real man will do

Barbecue cooking – the only cooking a real man will do

Barbecue  cooking – the only cooking a real man will do – in 11 easy steps!

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Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities - yes, this is probably one of the restricted activities

Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities

Office memo restricting Christmas holiday activities – Just when Christmas was getting to be *fun* at the office … To:  All Employees From:  Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

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A Christmas Poem For Mom - milk and cookies

A Christmas Poem For Mom

A Christmas Poem For Mom – Cute, funny poem for your mother … have you called her lately? For all the nights you stayed up late to trim the Christmas tree, For all the costly presents That you purchased just for me … For all the times you tucked me in And read me stories too, […]

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IRS

Letter to the IRS

Letter to the IRS – Oh, if only paying our federal income tax were actually this easy …

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Company Christmas party - enjoy the joke!

Company Christmas Party

Just possibly, this ‘inclusiveness’ and ‘diversity’ has gone too far – witness what happens to the poor person planning the company Christmas party FROM; Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director TO Everyone RE Christmas Party DATE December 1 I’€™m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at […]

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Perfect man, perfect woman, and Santa Claus

The Perfect Man, the Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus

The Perfect Man, the Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus – So what happens when the perfect man and the perfect woman get married, and try to help Santa Claus? There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One […]

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The clown proposes to a sensible girl

The clown proposes to a sensible girl

The clown proposes to a sensible girl – The drawback to proposing to a sensible girl …

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Top New Year's resolutions - Not saying that I'll actually *keep* any of these resolutions ...

Top New Year’s resolutions

Not saying that I’ll actually *keep* any of these resolutions …

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