Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version

‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version

‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version –  (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) – aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs ‘€˜Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads. Every jet on the […]

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Some Assembly Required

‘Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas

‘€˜Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas Parents Night Before Christmas – another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – demonstrating why all parents fear those three little words, ‘some assembly required’

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Shopping Mall

Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall – Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the mall, Not a creature was idle, shoppers least of all; The merchandise was […]

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Christmas gift - snowglobe

A Police Officer’s Night Before Christmas

A Police Officer’s Night Before Christmas – A very touching version of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – as Santa Claus visits a sleeping cop. A warm tribute to all police officers everywhere. Code Four and Good Night. Cops Night Before Christmas ‘€˜Twas the night before Christmas, Yet he slept all alone. In a […]

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A Santa Claus Pun

A Santa Claus Pun – A pun that’s truly atrocious – a ‘groaner’ as we call them around here, dealing with Santa Claus and his reindeer. It put a smile on my face, and I hope it puts a smile on yours as well. As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer […]

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A Christmas Poem

A Christmas Poem

A Christmas Poem – A very funny poem, with a twist ending Downtown they’€™ve put up Christmas lights, And decked the streets with tinsel bright. The windows of each store you see Contain at least one Christmas tree.

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A Child’s Christmas Prayer - letter to Santa Claus

A Child’s Christmas Prayer

A Child’s Christmas Prayer – A wonderful Christmas poem – a true tear-jerker, that everyone should read. Merry Christmas, everyone! A CHILD’S VIEW Snowflakes softly falling Upon your window play, Your blankets snug around you, into sleep you drift away. I bend to gently kiss you, when I see that on the floor There’s a letter, […]

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Twas the night before Christmas for Moms

‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms

‘€˜Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms – Another parody of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ — but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it’s truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom! ‘€™Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode, only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode. The children […]

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The month after Christmas

The Month After Christmas

The Month After Christmas – ‘Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) – well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays … Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’€™d nibbled, the eggnog I’€™d tasted At the […]

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Gift wrap

Gift Wrap

Gift Wrap – Proof positive that men really shouldn’t be allowed to wrap Christmas presents … This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus and, according to the Book of Matthew, “presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and […]

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