Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake - Sung to the tune of 'Last Train to Clarksville' by The Monkees - a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake)

Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake

Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake – Sung to the tune of ‘Last Train to Clarksville’ by The Monkees – a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake) If you received a fruitcake for Christmas, share it with all your friends today, National Fruitcake Day (Dec 27). Make sure every-one gets a […]

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Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes Doctor, Doctor! jokes with a Christmas flavor Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’€™m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills – and, if they don’€™t work, give me a ring!

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Christmas gift - snowglobe

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father’€™s Day) – seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn’t* want these things. Honest. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage Any knick-knack.  Absolutely none.  It doesn’t matter if he loves […]

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Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree - Never trust a clown with even the most simple tasks - and never give him a hatchet!

Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree

Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree – Never trust a clown with even the most simple tasks – and never give him a hatchet!

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Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes Knock Knock Knock Knock Who’s there ? Snow Snow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Wayne Wayne who ? A Wayne in a manger!

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Buying a Barbie doll?

Buying a Barbie Doll?

Buying a Barbie Doll? Why is the gentleman, who has no children, nieces or nephews, in line to buy a Barbie doll? An atrocious pun for the punch line!

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Away In A Manger? A very funny joke, talking about what would happen nowadays if a Mary and Joseph needed a room at an Inn in Bethlehem

Away In A Manger?

Away In A Manger? A very funny joke, talking about what would happen nowadays if a Mary and Joseph needed a room at an Inn in Bethlehem A very religious couple was touring the Holy Land during the Christmas season and decided it would be very meaningful to them to spend Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, the […]

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All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman

All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman

All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman – One of those ‘All I need to know about life …’ – funny! My favorite line is ‘It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.’

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A Little Christmas Poem - A little 4-line poem about Christmas shopping ... and how Americans pay for it!

A Little Christmas Poem

A Little Christmas Poem – A little 4-line poem about Christmas shopping … and how Americans pay for it!

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‘Twas the Night Before Implementation

‘€˜Twas the Night Before Implementation

‘Twas the Night Before Implementation – Strictly for the computer nerds among us – but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they’re *so* true! ‘€™Twas the nite before implementation and all through the house, Not a program was working, not even a browse. The programmers hung by their tubes in […]

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