Merry Christmas, My Friend - a military-themed version of Twas the Night before Christmas, originally published in Leatherneck magazineac

Merry Christmas, My Friend

Merry Christmas, My Friend – This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991 This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’€™, as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991.  It was written by then-Lance […]

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Military Christmas Orders - How the military prepares for the night before Christmas - very funny!

Military Christmas Orders

Military Christmas Orders – How the military prepares for the night before Christmas – very funny!

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Isaac Asimov photo - meretricious!

Meretricious!

Meretricious! An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac Asimov The late science fiction writer, Isaac Asimov, told this story: Once Horace Gold [my editor] went too far. He rejected a story of mine which he called ‘€œmeretricious.’€ The word is from the Latin meretrix, meaning ‘€œprostitute,’€ so that the implication was […]

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Christmas stocking - reindeer

One liner Christmas Jokes

One liner Christmas Jokes and puns – enjoy! A Christmas thought: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. How long does it take to burn a candle down? About a wick! What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y”! What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light up my […]

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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer song lyrics

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer song lyrics

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer song lyrics Lyrics to ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’, written by Randy Brooks, originally recorded by Elmo and Patsy and later released by the Irish Rovers

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Funny Christmas quotes

Funny Christmas quotes

Funny Christmas quotes I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple

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Do you know what the Nativity Set is?

Do you know what the Nativity Set is?

Do you know what the Nativity Set is? – A very funny answer to the question – reminding me of Gracie Allen

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Ebenezer Scrooge jokes

Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes

Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes – Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’ classic book, ‘A Christmas Carol’

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Deck Us All With Boston Charlie song lyrics

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie The following are the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The Halls that the late Walt Kelly (of Pogo fame) wrote for his comic strip. The following are the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The Halls that the late Walt Kelly (of Pogo fame) wrote for […]

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Early Christmas shopping

Early Christmas shopping

Early Christmas shopping How can you get into trouble with the police for early Christmas shopping? Quite easily, as it turns out …

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