A perfect idiot

A perfect idiot Auguste Clown: I suppose you think that I’€™m a perfect idiot? Whiteface Clown: Oh, no’€”nobody’€™s perfect.  

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A sharp pain when I drink coffee ...

Sharp pains when I drink coffee

Sharp pains when I drink coffee – but only when I drink coffee

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A simple test - what is the name of God’s Son? Sadly, *this* is about all some people know about Jesus, God's Son ...

A simple test – what is the name of God’s Son?

A simple test – what is the name of God’€™s Son? Sadly, *this* is about all some people know about Jesus, God’s Son …

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First grade novel joke

A First-Grade Novel

A First-Grade Novel – The good news is, the publisher says that he has a first-grade novel! The bad news is …

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Betting on the man jumping off a ledge

Betting on the man jumping off a ledge

Betting on the man jumping off a ledge – But is it a fair bet?

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Do you really love me?

Do you really love me?

Do you really love me? What happened when the girl clown asked the boy clown, ‘Do you really love me?’

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Ten Worst Gifts To Buy A Woman If you've ever thought of getting your wife a new vacuum cleaner for a Christmas present, then you *need* to read this list -- learn and live! (photo of Lauren Bacall)

Ten Worst Gifts To Buy A Woman

Ten Worst Gifts To Buy A Woman If you’ve ever thought of getting your wife a new vacuum cleaner for a Christmas present, then you *need* to read this list — learn and live!

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The Zoo Keeper - A Christmas pun - a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoy

The Zoo Keeper

The Zoo Keeper – A Christmas pun – a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoy This is the tale of the Crist family who worked at a zoo. Each year they claimed to be able to predict the overall mood of the year by watching the animals. In particular, the gnu’€™s who, if […]

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Last Minute Christmas Gift Sometimes, when we're being cheapskates, we need someone just like this sales lady

Last Minute Christmas Gift

Last Minute Christmas Gift Sometimes, when we’re being cheapskates, we need someone just like this sales lady

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Lawyer's Night before Christmas

Lawyer’€™s Night Before Christmas

A Lawyer’s Night Before Christmas – with deepest apologies to Clement Moore, Christmas as seen through the eyes of a lawyer Another Attorney’€™s Night Before Christmas (Sort of) Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter ‘€œthe House”) a general lack of […]

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