Things not to do at Thanksgiving

Things not to do at Thanksgiving – Frankly, this sounds like a list of things that my younger brother would do — please don’t! Fill your plate up, and then take it to the kitchen, toss all of the food into the blender, and take your “shake” back to the...
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One line Thanksgiving jokes

Family at Thanksgiving
One line Thanksgiving jokes, or ‘groaners’ as my mother-in-law calls them … unless Alex Trebek tells them, of course What did the turkey say just before he was roasted? Boy, am I stuffed! What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock. How did the Mayflower...
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Thanksgiving dinner bribe

Rules for dieting at Christmastime
Thanksgiving dinner bribe – What will Dad do to get a grandchild? The entire family was assembled for Thanksgiving dinner.  All four children were there with their spouses that they had recently married.  All four couples were childless.
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Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey

Finding the Thanksgiving turkey - frozen
Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey – Shopping for turkey for the Thanksgiving meal A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’€™t find one large enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ‘€œDo these turkeys get any bigger?’€ The stock boy replied,...
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Turkey Riddles

Turkey riddles
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A: Boy! I’€™m stuffed! Q: What’€™s the key to...
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