Revised Tale of Bethlehem

Revised Tale of Bethlehem - A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement
Revised Tale of Bethlehem – A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a Son and...
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Funny movie quotes from White Christmas

White Christmas, starring Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Vera Ellen, Rosemary Clooney
Funny movie quotes from White Christmas, with many funny lines between Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye Phil Davis (Danny Kaye): When what’s left of you gets around to what’s left to be gotten, what’s left to be gotten won’t be worth getting, whatever it is you’ve got left.
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You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When

You know you overdid Thanksgiving when
You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When – A list of signs that you may have eaten a *little* too much at Thanksgiving Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy. The ‘€œGravy Boat’€ your wife set out was a real 12’€™ boat.
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Cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time

Cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time
Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time — even so, this is ridiculous … The clown was spending his first Thanksgiving dinner apart from his family. Trying to make the most of the holiday, he prepared a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for himself. By himself. Alone....
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Stuff a turkey

Stuff a turkey
The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air, it knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom, then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the room.
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Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving poem - enjoy the joke
A poem, with apologies to Clement Moore’s ‘The Night Before Thanksgiving’, about Thanksgiving evening … ‘€™Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn’€™t sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep The leftovers beckoned — The dark meat and white, But I fought the temptation with...
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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Finding the Thanksgiving turkey - frozen
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes Funny Thanksgiving quotes from a variety of sources … my favorite is Erma Bombeck’s observation on how long it takes to prepare Thanksgiving dinner versus how long it takes to eat it … and why! Irv Kupcinet An optimist is a person who starts a...
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Thanksgiving Weather Forecast

Thanksgiving day weather forecast
Thanksgiving Weather Forecast – A weather forecast with 100% accuracy – for the fourth Thursday in November, aka Thanksgiving In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an...
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Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey

Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey
On the way to Thanksgiving, the youngest grandchild calls on the way to her house: ‘€œGrandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey, and the big smile on your face!’€ The grandmother replies, ‘€œWhich are you most excited to see?’€
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