Fishing on the lake in a rented boat

Fishing on the lake in a rented boat – What happens when two foolish fishermen find a good fishing spot … and decide to mark the spot.
Fishing on the lake in a rented boat – What happens when two foolish fishermen find a good fishing spot … and decide to mark the spot. Two foolish fisherman decided to rent a boat on a lake to go fishing.  After fishing for four hours at different places...
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Twas the night before Christmas – clown version

Twas the night before Christmas - clown version
poetry – ‘Twas the night before Christmas – a clown version T’€™was the night before Christmas and all through our towns The birthday King has summoned His clowns Clowns to bring joy in the midst of the night, Clowns to share happiness for children’s delight. With strange colored...
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Tis not the season

Tis not the season - sad Christmas puppy
Tis not the season – A parody of Deck the Halls talking about the perversion of what Christmas is supposed to be about – suitable for clown skits (To the tune of “€œDeck The Halls”) ‘Tis the season to be greedy! Fa la la la la, La la...
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The clown and the singing contest

The clown and the singing contest – How did the clown win the medal in the singing contest? Clown 1: Wow, what a nice silver medal!  How did you win it? Clown 2: By singing! Clown 1: And how did you win the gold medal?
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Bit on the ear

Bit on the ear – how the clown bit himself on the ear Hobo Clown: Ouch! Oh, my ear, my ear! White face clown: What’s the matter? Hobo Clown : I just bit my own ear! White face clown: That’s impossible. How can someone bite himself on the ear?
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Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas

Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas
Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas – And you thought you could tell Republicans from Democrats by how they vote. Not so! Just observe how they act during the holidays…… Republican say “Merry Christmas!” Democrats say “Happy Holidays!”€ Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to...
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Is Santa Claus a Time Lord?

Is Santa Claus a Time Lord?
Is Santa Claus a Time Lord? I have figured out how you can explain Santa Claus to your children. Clearly, Santa is a Time Lord from Gallifrey, like Doctor Who. Here are my solutions to the most common objections: 1) How does he fit all the toys in...
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