‘€˜Twas the Night Before Implementation

‘Twas the Night Before Implementation
‘Twas the Night Before Implementation – Strictly for the computer nerds among us – but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they’re *so* true! ‘€™Twas the nite before implementation and all through the house, Not a program was working, not even a browse....
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‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version

Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version
‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version –  (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) – aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs ‘€˜Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As enemy silhouettes danced...
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‘Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas

Some Assembly Required
‘€˜Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas Parents Night Before Christmas – another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – demonstrating why all parents fear those three little words, ‘some assembly required’
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Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

Shopping Mall
‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall – Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the mall, Not a creature was idle,...
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A Police Officer’s Night Before Christmas

A Police Officer’€™s Night Before Christmas – A very touching version of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – as Santa Claus visits a sleeping cop. A warm tribute to all police officers everywhere. Code Four and Good Night. Cops Night Before Christmas ‘€˜Twas the night before Christmas,...
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A Santa Claus Pun

A Santa Claus Pun – A pun that’s truly atrocious – a ‘groaner’ as we call them around here, dealing with Santa Claus and his reindeer. It put a smile on my face, and I hope it puts a smile on yours as well. As you know, it is...
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A Christmas Poem

A Christmas Poem
A Christmas Poem – A very funny poem, with a twist ending Downtown they’€™ve put up Christmas lights, And decked the streets with tinsel bright. The windows of each store you see Contain at least one Christmas tree.
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A Child’s Christmas Prayer

A Child’s Christmas Prayer - letter to Santa Claus
A Child’s Christmas Prayer – A wonderful Christmas poem – a true tear-jerker, that everyone should read. Merry Christmas, everyone! A CHILD’S VIEW Snowflakes softly falling Upon your window play, Your blankets snug around you, into sleep you drift away. I bend to gently kiss you, when I see...
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‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms

Twas the night before Christmas for Moms
‘€˜Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms – Another parody of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ — but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it’s truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom! ‘€™Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode, only one creature was stirring, and...
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