The hobos and the nun with a broken leg

The hobos and the nun with a broken leg
The hobos and the nun with a broken leg – A very funny joke, about two hobos who meet a nun with a broken leg Two hobo clowns were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun with her leg in a cast. The first hobo asked, “Sister, how did...
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Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics –Abbott and Costello‘€™s first film [Lou Costello lights up a cigar] Bud Abbott: Stop smoking, no smoking in here.Lou Costello: What makes you think I’€™m smokin’€™?Bud Abbott : You’ve got a cigar in your mouth!Lou Costello : I’ve got shoes on,...
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Funny movie quotes from Rockin’ Thru the Rockies

Rockin' Thru the Rockies, starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard)
Funny movie quotes from Rockin’ Thru the Rockies Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges in Rockin’ Thru the Rockies – Moe, Larry and Curly in the old American West, guiding a minstrel show thru the Rockies, dealing with hostile Indians, snowstorm, bear, ice fishing, and their own ineptness.
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Fishing on the lake in a rented boat

Fishing on the lake in a rented boat – What happens when two foolish fishermen find a good fishing spot … and decide to mark the spot.
Fishing on the lake in a rented boat – What happens when two foolish fishermen find a good fishing spot … and decide to mark the spot. Two foolish fisherman decided to rent a boat on a lake to go fishing.  After fishing for four hours at different places...
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Twas the night before Christmas – clown version

Twas the night before Christmas - clown version
poetry – ‘Twas the night before Christmas – a clown version T’€™was the night before Christmas and all through our towns The birthday King has summoned His clowns Clowns to bring joy in the midst of the night, Clowns to share happiness for children’s delight. With strange colored...
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Tis not the season

Tis not the season - sad Christmas puppy
Tis not the season – A parody of Deck the Halls talking about the perversion of what Christmas is supposed to be about – suitable for clown skits (To the tune of “€œDeck The Halls”) ‘Tis the season to be greedy! Fa la la la la, La la...
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The clown and the singing contest

The clown and the singing contest – How did the clown win the medal in the singing contest? Clown 1: Wow, what a nice silver medal!  How did you win it? Clown 2: By singing! Clown 1: And how did you win the gold medal?
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Bit on the ear

Bit on the ear – how the clown bit himself on the ear Hobo Clown: Ouch! Oh, my ear, my ear! White face clown: What’s the matter? Hobo Clown : I just bit my own ear! White face clown: That’s impossible. How can someone bite himself on the ear?
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