Funny movie quotes from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005), starring Martin Freeman, Mos Def, Sam Rockwell, Zooey Deschanel The Book: In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered as a bad move.
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What to say when receiving an unwanted gift It’s Christmastime, and you know that you’re going to receive at least *one* gift that you really didn’t want … what can you say to the person giving it?
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January 6, 2016 user
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Funny movie quotes from The Bohemian Girl, starring Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Mae Busch
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Funny movie quotes from Aladdin, featuring the comic quips of Robin Williams, Gilbert Gottfried, and many others
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Funny movie quotes from My Man Godfrey (1936) starring William Powell and Carole Lombard One of the great screwball comedies from the 1930’s, My Man Godfrey is about an idle rich girl (Carole Lombard) who wins a scavenger hunt with a homeless man (William Powell) who she later...
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January 3, 2016 user
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While strolling around the harbor this morning about 11:00 a.m., I noticed this character shouting “Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” when suddenly he slipped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all of the explosives that he was carrying. If...
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of course, I resolve to stop making New Year’s resolutions … oops, broke that one!
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January 1, 2016 user
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More witty sayings more witty sayings, such as “If at first you don’t succeed, then sky diving isn’t for you.”
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What does a missing gravy ladle have to do with John’s mother’s suspicions about him and his beautiful roommate?
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December 29, 2015 user
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Christmas thank-you notes – A sure-fire way to get the children to write their thank you notes this year
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