Hungry Tiger

Hungry tiger joke
One day, a hungry tiger was walking through the jungle and saw two men relaxing under a tree. One man was quietly reading a newspaper, and the other man was working feverishly on a manual typewriter. The tiger leapt on the man with the newspaper and ate him up....
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The magician on the cruise ship

The magician on the cruise ship
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to...
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Funny movie quotes from Twice Two

Funny movie quotes from Twice Two - Oliver Hardy and Stan Laurel playing dual roles as themselves and each others wives
Funny movie quotes from Twice Two starring Laurel and Hardy Funny movie quotes from Twice Two with Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, playing themselves and each other’s wives, celebrating their one-year anniversary — and ending with a large fight!
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Funny movie quotes from Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo

Funny movie quotes from Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo, starring Dean Jones, Don Knotts
Funny movie quotes for Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo, starring Dean Jones, Don Knotts [as Herbie is driving dangerously to impress a female car] Jim Douglas (Dean Jones): Herbie, you can get us disqualified! Wheely Applegate (Don Knotts): You can get us killed! [In the final stage of the race,...
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I’m a little busy body

Song lyrics to I'm a little busy body, sung by Jerry Lewis
Song lyrics to I’m a Little Busy Body sung by Jerry Lewis I’m a little busy body though I know it’s very shoddy, I insist on knowing what is going on with everybody, Cause I’m such a busy body
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