To my Democrat friends

To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of...
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Talking to the homeless man

The hobos and the nun with a broken leg
I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were  washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I...
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Man caught women skinny dipping in his pond

Man caught women skinny dipping in his pond
Skinny dipping in the pond Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the backyard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming.  He fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and citrus trees. One evening the...
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Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton’s defeat

Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton's defeat - a post-election song list
Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton’s defeat – a post-election song list Who’s Sorry Now? I Wanna Be Loved by You After the Ball is Over I’ll Be Hard to Handle You’re Devastating If I Only Had a Heart That’s What You Jolly Well Get We’re Staying Home...
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Top 10 movie titles that describe the election

Funny movie quotes from Violent is the Word for Curly
Top 10 movie titles that describe the election – 2016 edition Since this election season has been more raucous than most, here’s a list of the top 10 movie titles to describe this election season: Dementia 13 Apocalypse Now Catch Me If You Can Despicable Me Doom Dumb...
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Monster Mash lyrics

Monster mash lyrics - by Bob "Boris" Pickett
Monster mash lyrics – by Bob “Boris” Pickett I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the mash He did the monster mash
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