Answers about Marriage from Children

Love, lust and marriage
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by children) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No...
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Hillary Clinton Meets Satan

Hillary Clinton Meets Satan
Hillary was finishing up a day on the campaign trail when the Devil suddenly appeared in her and made her an offer. “I am here to make you a deal,” the Devil said. “I will give you unlimited wealth, power, and a media that will pander to your...
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Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty

Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty
Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Hey Carlos, did you learn this song I wrote for Miss Brooks? Carlos Ramirez: Si, si. Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Oh, now she €™ll be here in a couple of minutes, and when you sing, put your heart...
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Punctuate the following sentence

What did he find in the family Bible? It's amazing what you can find when you look in the Bible ... not what he expected!
Punctuate the following sentence – It’s amazing how different punctuation can totally change the meaning of a simple sentence — especially the way the men punctuate differently from the women
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Things you don’t want to hear during surgery

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery – and we hope you never do! Oops! Come back with that! Bad dog! Hand me that … uh … that uh … Nurse, what do they call that pointed thingy again? Dang, there go the lights again. Wow!  I...
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