Osama bin Laden at the gates of Heaven

Osama bin Laden at the gates of Heaven – Really brings the idea of ‘mistake in translation’ into focus …

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Ozman’s Laws

Ozman’s Laws: If someone says he will do something “without fail,” he won’t. The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make. People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn’t. Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.

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Mark Twain quote

The only way to keep your health

The only way to keep your health – a Mark Twain quote

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The difference between a misfortune and a calamity - Is it just me, or do I get the feeling that Disraeli didn't like Gladstone all that much?

The difference between a misfortune and a calamity

The difference between a misfortune and a calamity – Is it just me, or do I get the feeling that Disraeli didn’t like Gladstone all that much?

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Quit shooting off your mouth

Quit shooting off your mouth

Quit shooting off your mouth – From the Abbott and Costello radio show, circa 1940-ish Lou Costello: Do you brush your teeth with gunpowder? Sid Fields: No. Lou Costello: Then quit shooting off your mouth!

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The driving student makes a left turn

Broken car horn

Broken car horn – How can a car horn be ‘indifferent’?

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Funny movie quotes from Horses Collars, starring the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from Horses Collars

Funny movie quotes from Horses Collars starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) Moe (Moe Howard): Sometimes you got brains. Curly (Curly Howard): Thank you thank you. Larry (Larry Fine): Don’t let ’em go to your head. Curly (Curly Howard): Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese!!! Curly (Curly Howard): Ooohh, a […]

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Funny movie quotes from The Bank Dick starring W. C. Fields

Funny movie quotes from The Bank Dick

Funny movie quotes from The Bank Dick starring W. C. Fields Egbert Sousé (W. C. Fields): Was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty dollar bill? Joe Guelpe (Shemp Howard): Yeah. Egbert Sousé (W. C. Fields): Oh boy, what a load that is off my mind! I thought I’d lost it.

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Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk

Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk

Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk From Abbott and Costello‘s radio show, April 28, 1948) Lou Costello: I was walking through the woods, and a ferocious skunk attacked me. Bud Abbott: Well, you’re more than a match for a skunk. Did you let him have it? Lou Costello: Well, it was about even.

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James Finlayson as the school teacher at the prison in "Pardon Us"

Diagnosing manic depression

Diagnosing manic depression – is it manic depression, or is it … The psychology professor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

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