Ozman’s Laws

Ozman’s Laws: If someone says he will do something “without fail,” he won’t. The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make. People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn’t. Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
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Quit shooting off your mouth

Quit shooting off your mouth
Quit shooting off your mouth – From the Abbott and Costello radio show, circa 1940-ish Lou Costello: Do you brush your teeth with gunpowder? Sid Fields: No. Lou Costello: Then quit shooting off your mouth!
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Funny movie quotes from Horses Collars

Funny movie quotes from Horses Collars, starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from Horses Collars starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) Moe (Moe Howard): Sometimes you got brains. Curly (Curly Howard): Thank you thank you. Larry (Larry Fine): Don’t let ’em go to your head. Curly (Curly Howard): Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry,...
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