Stolen Car Joke

The Lawyer and the stolen car
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
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Funny movie quotes from The Case of the Lucky Legs

Funny movie quotes from The Case of the Lucky Legs (1935) starring William Warren, Genevieve Tobin, Patricia Ellis, Lyle Talbot, Allen Jenkins The Case of the Lucky Legs is a 1935 mystery film, the third in a series of Perry Mason films starring Warren William as the famed lawyer -- back when Perry Mason was funny!
Funny movie quotes from The Case of the Lucky Legs (1935) starring William Warren, Genevieve Tobin, Patricia Ellis, Lyle Talbot, Allen Jenkins The Case of the Lucky Legs is a 1935 mystery film, the third in a series of Perry Mason films starring Warren William as the famed...
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Funny movie quotes from Munster, Go Home!

Funny movie quotes from Munster, Go Home! Grandpa (Al Lewis): I always used to think there would always be an England, but now I’m not so sure. Grandpa (Al Lewis): Yeah, we could use some fresh blood in the family. Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne): I want to go...
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A Bridge to Hawaii

Bridge to Hawaii
A Bridge to Hawaii A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Abruptly he shouted out loud, “Lord, please grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and the booming voice of the Lord said, “Because you have been faithful to me...
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