I’m breaking my back putting up a front for you

I'm breaking my back putting up a front for you - song lyrics, as performed by Desi Arnaz on the I Love Lucy episode, The Amateur Hour
I’m breaking my back putting up a front for you – song lyrics, as performed by Desi Arnaz on the I Love Lucy episode, The Amateur Hour I bought a 12 room house, a mountain lodge, a lemon yellow Cadillac, in a blue garage, (chorus) I’ma breaking my back...
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We’ll Build a Bungalow – song lyrics

Singing Under the Bamboo Tree by Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, in the I Love Lucy episode, The Benefit
song lyrics to We’ll Build a Bungalow from the classic I Love Lucy episode, The Benefit – as sung by Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz We’ll build a bungalow, big enough for two Big enough for two (my honey), yes me and you And when we’re married, happy we’ll be Under...
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Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza

Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza
Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) – the Stooges are in the Old West, trying to get money to help their girlfriends who are forced to...
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Christian one-liners

Christian One-Liners Don’t let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. It is easier to...
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Shirley Goodnest and Marcy

Who are Shirley Goodnest and Marcy - and what do they have to do with a mother's prayer? A very sweet (and funny) story about a young kid walking to school
Shirley Goodnest and Marcy … and walking to school A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe....
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To my Democrat friends

To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of...
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Talking to the homeless man

The hobos and the nun with a broken leg
I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were  washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I...
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Man caught women skinny dipping in his pond

Man caught women skinny dipping in his pond
Skinny dipping in the pond Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the backyard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming.  He fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and citrus trees. One evening the...
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