Funny movie quotes from The Young in Heart

Funny movie quotes from The Young in Heart, starring Janet Gaynor, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Roland Young, Billie Burke, Paulette Goddard
Funny movie quotes from The Young in Heart, starring Janet Gaynor, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Roland Young, Billie Burke, Paulette Goddard Funny movie quotes from The Young in Heart, a very funny movie about a family of four grifters, who save the life of an elderly spinster.  They pretend...
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Catching Misspilled Words with Spilling Checker

Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It's interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)
[Editor’s note: The following is given without source in IEEE Transactions on Aerospace and Electronic Systems, Vol. 26, No. 2, March 1990– p. 209.] As an extra addled service, I am going to put this column in the Spilling Checker, where I tryst it will sale through with flying...
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Using lawyers instead of rats

Using lawyers instead of rats
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged, and filed suit, but the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch.
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The Lawyer and the tombstone

Lawyer and the tombstone
A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but I can’t do that,” replied the stonecutter. “In this...
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The Lawyer and the stolen car

The Lawyer and the stolen car
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. “Your Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing....
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Anagrams

An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.
An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.
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Science Facts

Science facts
Some Science Facts Science Facts – The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and class room discussions; most were from fifth- and sixth-graders. They illustrate Mark Twain’s contention that the “most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and...
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