Eating dirt cheap

An old, but still funny joke about eating dirt cheap – enjoy! Clown 1: I’€™m hungry, but I don’€™t have enough money to buy anything decent to eat. Clown 2: I have the solution! I know a restaurant where we can eat dirt cheap!
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Have a scar?

Have a scar? The clown just had his appendix removed … Clown 1: I just had my appendix removed. Clown 2: Have a scar?
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clown weight lifting

clown weight lifting – Why did one clown ask the other about lifting weights? Clown 1: Did your mother lift weights, by any chance? Clown 2: No, why do you ask?
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The hobos and the nun with a broken leg

The hobos and the nun with a broken leg – A very funny joke, about two hobos who meet a nun with a broken leg Two hobo clowns were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun with her leg in a cast. The first hobo asked, “Sister, how did...
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Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics

Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics -Abbott and Costello'€™s first film
Funny movies quotes from One Night in the Tropics –Abbott and Costello‘€™s first film [Lou Costello lights up a cigar] Bud Abbott: Stop smoking, no smoking in here.Lou Costello: What makes you think I’€™m smokin’€™?Bud Abbott : You’ve got a cigar in your mouth!Lou Costello : I’ve got shoes on,...
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Funny movie quotes from Rockin’ Thru the Rockies

Funny movie quotes from Rockin’ Thru the Rockies Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges in Rockin’ Thru the Rockies – Moe, Larry and Curly in the old American West, guiding a minstrel show thru the Rockies, dealing with hostile Indians, snowstorm, bear, ice fishing, and their own ineptness.
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