Who would use a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral for a small loan? A very canny business woman, that’s who! Enjoy the joke! A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business...
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August 31, 2014 user
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Funny movie quote from the Three Stooges short film, Slaphappy Sleuths – did you ever get a commission?
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August 25, 2014 user
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Batman jokes – Clean and funny jokes about Batman, in Q & A format – enjoy!
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August 2, 2014 user
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Funny movie quotes from the classic Disney film, The Apple Dumpling Gang starring Tim Conway, Don Knotts, Bill Bixby, Henry Morgan Amos Tucker (Tim Conway): How much money do you figure that dude’s got in front of him? Theodore Ogelvie (Don Knotts) : About 500. Amos Tucker (Tim Conway): 500?...
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July 31, 2014 user
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You know it’s bad news when a clown flies an airplane … A clown was riding on a two-seater aircraft when the pilot had a fatal heart attack. He radioed the tower which assured him that they are experienced and will be able to help him get to...
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July 25, 2014 user
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Have you seen a doctor? A classic joke – enjoy! A man bumps into another man. The other man says ‘Hey! Watch where you’re going!’ The man says ‘Sorry, I’ve been seeing spots.’ The other man says, ‘Oh, have you seen a doctor?’
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July 20, 2014 user
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Can you spell Eucalyptus? Is that *really* the best question that the 911 operator can ask? An older couple was at home one evening having a nice quiet dinner together when the husband suddenly collapsed on the floor clutching his chest in pain. The wife rushed to the phone...
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July 10, 2014 user
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A clown goes to the doctor to find out what’s wrong with him … enjoy! A clown went into his doctor’s office with a carrot in one ear, a radish in the other ear, and a banana jammed up his nose. He asked the doctor, ‘Hey, Doc –...
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Did he catch all those fish by himself? Well, everybody needs a *little* help sometimes … Clown 1: I see that you caught a lot of fish yesterday! Clown 2: Well, yes, I guess I did. Clown 1: Did you catch them all by yourself?
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Why would the clown name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Enjoy! A clown was visiting his clown friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked what their names were. The 2nd clown responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
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May 27, 2014 user
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