Easter Bunny knock knock jokes

Easter Bunny knock knock jokes - A collection of punny knock-knock jokes about the Easter bunny, each one more of a groaner than the one before it!
Easter Bunny knock knock jokes – A collection of punny knock-knock jokes about the Easter bunny, each one more of a groaner than the one before it! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ether Ether who? Ether bunny. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juan Juan who? Juan more ether bunny.
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Keep your temper …

Keep your temper – Advice on keeping your temper – with the best of reasons! Keep your temper. Do not quarrel with an angry person, but give him a soft answer. It is commanded by the Holy Writ and furthermore, it makes him madder than anything else you could...
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Are you a good fisherman?

Are you a good fisherman? Am I a good fisherman? Why, I’m the best fisherman in the county! And do you know why that is? No, why? Because I can communicate with the fishes. How do you do that? Oh … I just drop them a line!  
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One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Talking to your plants

I see you’ve got a garden out back. Yup. It’s not doing too well, is it? Nope. Something you might want to try — talking to your plants, to encourage them to grow. I do that now — but I think the weeds are listening in!  
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Blind Date

I hear that you went on a blind date last night; did you have a good time? A good time? Would have a good time with somebody who’s old, smelly and stingy? No, I wouldn’t. Neither did she!
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Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal? … which one? Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?” Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running? Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?” Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “You mean the State...
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