Why I Like Retirement

Why I Like Retirement
Q: How many days in a week? A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Q: When is a retiree’s bedtime? A: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it takes all day. Q:...
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The drums must not stop

A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds. The first night, the...
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Naming the twins

A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident. She wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl. But since she wasn’€™t around to name them, they had to ask her brother...
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My name is William

My name is William
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, cooks, all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: ‘€œEasy, William, we won’€™t be long . . . easy boy.’€
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I have the fastest racehorse in the county

I have the fastest racehorse in the county. Why, just last week she was racing, three lengths ahead, when she stopped in the middle of the racetrack, and gave birth to a foal! Why, what an amazing story. It’s a pity you lost the race. What do you...
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