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One liner Christmas Jokes

One liner Christmas Jokes and puns – enjoy!

  • A Christmas thought:
    STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
  • How long does it take to burn a candle down?
    About a wick!
  • What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
    The letter “Y”!
  • What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
    You light up my life!
  • What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
    Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
  • What did the big candle say to the little candle?
    I’m going out tonight!
  • What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
    A pineapple!
  • What do you give a train driver for Christmas?Christmas stocking - reindeer
    Platform shoes!
  • What’s Christmas called in England?
    Yule Britannia !
  • Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
    Yule be happy!
  • What’€™s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?
    Jungle bells.
  • Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
    “Holly’€ wood!
  • Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
    They both drop their needles !
  • Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
    Because a little water ends both of them !

 

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