One line snake jokes

One line snake jokes – Some funny one line jokes about snakes!

Q: How can you tell if a snake enjoyed a good joke?
A: He laughs hsssssss-terically.

Q: What do you call a deadly snake with a lovely singing voice?
A: A choral snake.

Q: Why did the snake travel from coast to coast?
A: In order to make a long-distance coil.

Q: Why do snakes make so little money?
A: They work for scale.

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    Haha love the snake jokes, favorite has to be ‘He laughs hsssssss-terically.’ so corny haha! If its okay, I saw another corny snake joke that you might wan to add, I can share it here: How To Tell If A Snake Is Poisonous

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