One line snake jokes – Some funny one line jokes about snakes!
Q: How can you tell if a snake enjoyed a good joke?
A: He laughs hsssssss-terically.
Q: What do you call a deadly snake with a lovely singing voice?
A: A choral snake.
Q: Why did the snake travel from coast to coast?
A: In order to make a long-distance coil.
Q: Why do snakes make so little money?
A: They work for scale.