One-line Hillary Clinton jokes
- Who are cats going to vote for in November?
- Why is Hillary Clinton running for President?
Because it’s easier than running from Law Enforcement.
- Have you heard about the new app Hillary Clinton is working on? It’s called “Pokemon Go To The Polls”
- If Hillary Clinton has a mandate to do anything, it’s to raise Donald Trump’s taxes
- Why is Hillary getting ready for an 8 year term?
Because her vision is 2020.
- Did you see the Jim Carrey movie about the Benghazi Hearings?
It’s called “Liar Liar Pantsuit on Fire”.
- What movie does Hillary watch when she’s in a bad mood?
- Why is Hillary now a F?
Because she deleted the emale.
- A recent study argues that beets, all purpose flour, and cheese may hinder one’s sex drive. This may explain why these are the only foods Hillary Clinton permit Bill eat.