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One-line Hillary Clinton jokes

One-line Hillary Clinton jokes

  • Who are cats going to vote for in November?
    Hillary Kitten.
  • Why is Hillary Clinton running for President?
    Because it’s easier than running from Law Enforcement.
  • Have you heard about the new app Hillary Clinton is working on? It’s called “Pokemon Go To The Polls”
  • If Hillary Clinton has a mandate to do anything, it’s to raise Donald Trump’s taxes
  • Why is Hillary getting ready for an 8 year term?
    Because her vision is 2020.
  • Did you see the Jim Carrey movie about the Benghazi Hearings?
    It’s called “Liar Liar Pantsuit on Fire”.
  • What movie does Hillary watch when she’s in a bad mood?
    Kill Bill.
  • Why is Hillary now a F?
    Because she deleted the emale.
  • A recent study argues that beets, all purpose flour, and cheese may hinder one’s sex drive. This may explain why these are the only foods Hillary Clinton permit Bill eat.
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    Hillary Clinton does not, contrary to the accusations of many of her critics, lie every single day. Some days she’s asleep.

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