Ole and Lena – Ole preparing to die

Ole and Lena – Ole preparing to die – so why does Lena slap his hand?

Ole is upstairs and he’€™s dying and all of his family has come to be with him.

And he looks around at everyone he says, ‘€œIs everybody here, my sons and daughters and grandchildren?’€

And they say, ‘€œYes, papa, we’€™re all here.’€

And he says, ‘€œThen if you’€™re all here, then why are the lights on downstairs?’€

He goes to turn the lights off and he smells some lefse and Lena slaps his hand and says, ‘€œOle, that’€™s for the funeral.’€

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