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New Year’s Resolutions for Liberals

New Year’s Resolutions for Liberals

A list of New Years resolutions for American liberals … enjoy!

  • Support gay marriage by trying it out.
  • Work harder with others at building bridges over border fences.
  • Practice saying ‘€œmy Prius’€ like a real man.
  • Rewrite the Constitution on Wikipedia.
  • Be more charitable with other peoples’€™ money.
  • Stop using the race card as a crutch.
  • Build up a tolerance to the toxins in energy-efficient light bulbs.
  • Stock up on guns white flags … just in case.
  • Learn how to shoot the guns Chinese … just in case.
  • Learn which direction Mecca is in … just in case.
  • Get a real job … as a protester.
  • Either seek medical attention or learn to accept my craving for brains.

 

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