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New Year’s resolution to quit smoking

It’s always easy to talk about quitting smoking .. but taking *this* first step is easy …

A young man at a New Year’€™s party turned to his friend and asked him for a cigarette.

‘€œI thought you made a New Year’€™s resolution to quit smoking,’€ said his friend.

‘€œI’€™m in the process of quitting,’€ the man replied, ‘€œRight now, I am in the middle of phase one.’€

‘€œWhat’€™s phase one?’€™’€ asked his friend.

‘€œI’€™ve quit buying.’€

 

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