Funny quotes about doctors - Quotes by various people (including Walter Matthau, Groucho Marx, and Steve Martin) on doctors and medicine.

A man being treated for pneumonia

A man being treated for pneumonia – just listen to your doctor!

A man, being treated by his doctor for pneumonia, went to speak to his physician.  “Doctor, are you absolutely certain that I’m suffering from pneumonia?  I’ve read about a doctor who was treating a patient for pneumonia, only to have the patient eventually die from typhus.”

The doctor patted the man reassuringly on the shoulder and said, “No need to worry.  That won’t happen in your case.  If I treat someone with pneumonia, he’ll die of pneumonia!”

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