Little League Training Session

Little League Training Session – Maybe the parents are grandparents should attend the Little League training session, too – a funny joke about good sportsmanship; enjoy!

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, ‘€œDo you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?’€
‘€œYes, coach’€, replied the little boy.

‘€œDo you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?’€
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

‘€œSo,’€ the coach continued, ‘€œI’€™m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’€™t argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head, dickhead or asshole. Do you understand all that?’€
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.

The coach continued, ‘€œAnd when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it’€™s not good sportsmanship to call your coach names, is it?’€
‘€œNo, coach.’€

‘€œGood’€, said the coach. ‘€œNow go over there and explain all that to your grandmother!’€

 

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