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You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When

You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When – A list of signs that you may have eaten a *little* too much at Thanksgiving

  • Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
  • The ‘€œGravy Boat’€ your wife set out was a real 12’€™ boat.

  • You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
  • Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.
  • Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
  • A guest quotes a Biblical passage from ‘€œThe Feeding of the 5000.’€
  • That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
  • Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
  • You consider gluttony your patriotic duty.

 

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