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Johnny Rebeck

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Song lyrics to ‘Johnny Rebeck’, the man who turned his neighbor’s cats and dogs … into sausages?

Away out in the forest
There lived a mean old man
His name was Mr. Johnny Rebeck
And he could surely plan
All the neighbors’€™ cats and dogs
Were always at his feet
So he invented a machine
That turned them all to meat

Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean
We told you you’€™d be sorry
For inventing that machine
All the neighbors’€™ cats and dogs
Will never more be seen
They’€™ve all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck’€™s machine

One day a boy came walking,
He walked into the store
He bought a pack of sausages
And placed them on the floor
Then he began to whistle,
He whistled up a tune
And all the little sausages,
They danced around the room

Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean
We told you you’€™d be sorry
For inventing that machine
All the neighbors’€™ cats and dogs
Will never more be seen
They’€™ve all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck’€™s machine

One day the darn thing busted,
The darn thing wouldn’€™t go
So Johnny Rebeck climbed inside
To see what made it so
His wife she had a nightmare
While walking in her sleep
She gave the crank a great big yank
And Johnny Rebeck was meat

Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean
We told you you’€™d be sorry
For inventing that machine
All the neighbors’€™ cats and dogs
Will never more be seen
They’€™ve all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck’€™s machine

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