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Jesus talks with a Republican, a Libertarian, and a Democrat

What would happen if, in the modern world, Jesus talks with a Republican, a Libertarian, and a Democrat?

A Republican walked into a bar and asked the bartender, ‘€œIsn’€™t that Jesus over there?’€ When the bartender said ‘€œYes,’€ the Republican sent over a drink. ‘€œPut it on my tab,’€ he said.

A little later a Libertarian walked in. ‘€œSay,’€ he said, ‘€œIsn’€™t that Jesus sitting over there?’€ The barman said, ‘€œYes,’€ so the Libertarian sent over a hamburger.

Presently a Democrat showed up, noticed Jesus and sent over a plate of french fries.

Jesus soon left. On his way out he stopped to talk to the Republican. ‘€œThanks for the drink,’€ he said; ‘€œIt was really good. Is there anything I can do for you?’€ ‘€œWell,’€ said the Republican, ‘€œI’€™m facing knee surgery…’€ ‘€œDon’€™t say another word,’€ said Jesus as he laid a hand on the man’€™s knee. ‘€œYou are healed.’€

Jesus came to the Libertarian and said, ‘€œThanks for the hamburger. It was really good. Is there anything I can do for you?’€ ‘€œWell,’€ said the Libertarian, ‘€œI have cataracts…’€ Jesus placed his fingers on the man’€™s eyes and said, ‘€œYou are healed.’€

Finally, Jesus came to the Democrat. He thanked him for the fries and offered him any help he needed. ‘€œDon’€™t touch me!’€ shouted the Democrat, ‘€œI’€™m on Disability!!’€

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