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Illinois vs Wisconsin

Illinois vs Wisconsin – A look at the difference between how Illinois and Wisconsin might treat the same problem – hilarious, but true!

Illinois:

The Governor of Illinois is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’€™s dog, then bites the Governor.

The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie ‘€œBambi’€and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

  1. He calls animal control .. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
  2. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
  3. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
  4. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
  5. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a ‘€œcoyote awareness program’€ for residents of the area.
  6. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
  7. The Governor’€™s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
  8. PETA protests the coyote’€™s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

Wisconsin:

The Governor of Wisconsin is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks the dog.

  1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his concealed carry pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
  2. The Crows eat the dead coyote.

 

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