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Race horse from Playing the Ponies, starring the Three Stooges

I have the fastest racehorse in the county

I have the fastest racehorse in the county. Why, just last week she was racing, three lengths ahead, when she stopped in the middle of the racetrack, and gave birth to a foal!
Why, what an amazing story. It’s a pity you lost the race.
What do you mean, lost? She won!

That’s incredible!
That’s nothing – the foal came in second!

 

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