History of New Year's Resolutions The sad part is how true this is ...

History of New Year’s Resolutions

History of New Year’s Resolutions

The sad part is how true this is …

New Year’s Resolutions from Four years ago

  • I will read at least 20 good books a year.
  • I will get my weight down below 170.
  • I will pay off my bank loan promptly.

New Year’s Resolutions from Three Years Ago

  • I will read at least 10 books a year.
  • I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200.
  • I will pay off my bank loans promptly.

New Year’s Resolutions from Two Years Ago

  • I will read 5 books a year.
  • I will follow my new diet until I get below 220.
  • I will be totally out of debt by next year.

New Year’s Resolutions from Last Year Ago

  • I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
  • I will work out once a week.
  • I will try to pay off the debt interest by next year.

New Year’s Resolutions for This Year

  • I will try and finish the comics section this year.
  • I will drive past a gym at least once a week.
  • I will try to be out of the country by next year.

 

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