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History of New Year’s Resolutions

History of New Year’s Resolutions

The sad part is how true this is …

New Year’s Resolutions from Four years ago

  • I will read at least 20 good books a year.
  • I will get my weight down below 170.
  • I will pay off my bank loan promptly.

New Year’s Resolutions from Three Years Ago

  • I will read at least 10 books a year.
  • I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200.
  • I will pay off my bank loans promptly.

New Year’s Resolutions from Two Years Ago

  • I will read 5 books a year.
  • I will follow my new diet until I get below 220.
  • I will be totally out of debt by next year.

New Year’s Resolutions from Last Year Ago

  • I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
  • I will work out once a week.
  • I will try to pay off the debt interest by next year.

New Year’s Resolutions for This Year

  • I will try and finish the comics section this year.
  • I will drive past a gym at least once a week.
  • I will try to be out of the country by next year.

 

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