His wife called to say the car was flooded

His wife called to say the car was flooded — but just how flooded?

The man was ashen-faced after receiving a telephone call from his wife.  Concerned, his co-worker asked him everything was all right.

‘€œWell,’€ the man replied, ‘€œI guess it could be worse.  That was my wife, calling to tell me that she flooded the car.’€

Well, surely that’€™s not so terrible – the co-worker had flooded his own car on several occasions.

‘€œBy driving it into the river?’€ asked the man?

 

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