Help changing a flat tire

Help changing a flat tireDoes he really need *another* person to help change the car tire?

A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change his car tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see if he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he’€™d wiped off sweat with dirty hands. His tie was undone and his shirt collar askew, and it was clear he had also wiped his hands on his formerly-white shirt. Close to him stood an immaculately neat woman who was speaking in quick, agitated tones.

‘€œHello, there,’€ said the good Samaritan. ‘€œSay, I’€™ve changed a lot of tires. Maybe I can help here.’€

‘€œYes, you sure can,’€ the man with the flat tire replied wearily. ‘€œMy wife is an expert, too. If you will just do all the arguing with her about how this tire ought to be changed, I can concentrate on the dirty work and get the job done.’€

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