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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer song lyrics

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer song lyrics

Lyrics to ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’, written by Randy Brooks, originally recorded by Elmo and Patsy and later released by the Irish Rovers
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’€™s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She’€™d been drinkin’€™ too much egg nog,
And we’€™d begged her not to go.
But she’€™d left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin’€™,
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin’€™ Claus marks on her back.

Grandma go run over by a reindeer,
Walkin’€™ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’€™s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He’€™s been takin’€™ this so well.
See him in there watchin’€™ football,
Drinkin’€™ beer and playin’€™ cards with cousin Belle.

It’€™s not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family’€™s dressed in black.
And we just can’€™t help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin’€™ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’€™s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma’€™s wig.

I’€™ve warned all my friends and neighbors.
‘€œBetter watch out for yourselves.’€
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin’€™ home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there’€™s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.


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