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God, the Red Sea, Pharaoh’s army and the modern skeptic

God, the Red Sea, Pharaoh’€™s army and the modern skeptic

A very funny, laugh-out-loud joke, that has a wonderful punch line that’s both hilarious and hard-hitting. I literally laughed out loud the first time I read it, and I hope that you do too.

A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. ‘€œHallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great!’€ he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not.

Shortly after, along came a man who had recently completed some studies at a local university. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the boy about the source of his joy.

‘€œHey’€ asked the boy in return with a bright laugh, ‘€œDon’€™t you have any idea what God is able to do? I just read that God opened up the waves of the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the middle.’€

The enlightened man laughed lightly, sat down next to the boy and began to try to open his eyes to the ‘€œrealities’€ of the miracles of the Bible. ‘€œThat can all be very easily explained. Modern scholarship has shown that the Red Sea in that area was only 10 inches deep at that time. It was no problem for the Israelites to wade across.’€

The boy was stumped. His eyes wandered from the man back to the Bible laying open in his lap. The man, content that he had enlightened a poor, naive young person to the finer points of scientific insight, turned to go. Scarcely had he taken two steps when the boy began to rejoice and praise louder than before. The man turned to ask the reason for this resumed jubilation.

‘€œWow!’€ exclaimed the boy happily, ‘€œGod is greater than I thought! Not only did He lead the whole nation of Israel through the Red Sea, He topped it off by drowning the whole Egyptian army in 10 inches of water!’€

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