Funny movie quotes from The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1947) starring Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo, Boris Karloff
Gertrude Griswold: Walter, what’s that awful smell?
Walter Mitty (Danny Kaye): It’s that cologne you gave me for Christmas.
Gertrude Griswold: It’s lovely, isn’t it?
Walter Mitty (Danny Kaye): Your small minds are musclebound with suspicion. That’s because the only exercise you ever get is jumping to conclusions.
Walter Mitty (Danny Kaye): Here I am, lard face.
Mrs. Mitty: The clock didn’t strike. I definitely heard it not strike.
Dr. Hollingshead (Boris Karloff): Perhaps you are mistaking me for someone else.
Walter Mitty (Danny Kaye): Oh no. No one looks as much like you do as you do.
Walter Mitty (Danny Kaye): [singing while daydreaming that he’s Anatole of Paris] And why do I sew each new chapeau with a style they must look positively grim in?/Strictly between us, entrez-nous, I hate women.
Walter Mitty (Danny Kaye): Did you see a woman in a green dress? I didn’t see the driver’s face, but the back of his head was kind of… oblong
Walter Mitty (Danny Kaye): Pockata! Pockata!