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Funny movie quotes from March of the Wooden Soldiers

Funny movie quotes from March of the Wooden Soldiers, starring Laurel and Hardy (also known as Babes in Toyland)

Ollie Dee (Oliver Hardy) : So far so good.
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : It wasn’t so far. We just came across the street.


Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : I’ve got a Christmas present for you.
Barnaby : A Christmas gift in the middle of July?
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : Well we always do our Christmas shopping early.


The Toy Maker : What do you think of the wooden soldiers?
Santa Claus : They’re nice but they’re not what I ordered. I ordered 600 soldiers one foot high.
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : Oh I thought you said 100 soldiers six feet high.


Ollie Dee (Oliver Hardy) : Stannie’s so upset he isn’t even going to the wedding. You’re upset aren’t you Stannie?
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : Upset? I’m housebroken!


[Stannie nibbles on pig sausage evidence Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) [Taking bite ]: It doesn’t taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.


Old King Cole : I’m offering a 50,000 guineas reward for Barnaby’s apprehension, dead or alive.
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : Can’t you make up your mind how you want him?


[Barnaby disappears down well. Stannie and Ollie corner him.Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : You better come up dead or alive!
Ollie Dee (Oliver Hardy) : How can he come up dead when he’s alive?
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : Let’s drop a rock on him. That’ll make him dead when he’s alive.
Ollie Dee (Oliver Hardy) : Now you’re talkin’.


 

 

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