Funny movie quotes from Idiots Deluxe, starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from The Three Stooges’ short film, Idiots Deluxe, starring Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard
Moe Howard: If there’s anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it’s baloney and whip cream! And we haven’t got any.
Judge (Vernon Dent): Were you ever indicted?
Moe Howard: Not since I was a baby, your honor.
Judge (Vernon Dent): Mr. Moe, you’re accused of assaulting your two roommates with intent to commit mayhem.
Curly: You mean murder!
Larry: Yeah, and he tried to kill us, too!
Moe: Quiet! Quiet!
[to a cat]
Moe: Quit stomping around! Scat!
[throws his ice pack at it, cat screeches]
Moe: [Curly accidentally spills spaghetti on him] You’re a nitwit, that’s what you are! What’s the matter with you?
Curly: Hey Moe, there’s a b-b-b-b-bear in the window.
Moe: You’re wacky. What do you mean a bear in the window? There’s no bear around here.
[Moe goes to the window and looks around; the bear growls and smacks him in the head]
Moe: Oh! Oh! Oh! You’re right. There is a bear around here.
[Curly is caught in bear trap, and Moe and Larry think the bear has got him]
Larry: Did you hear that? He’s got him. He’s got him.
Moe: You want the bear to eat him alive? Go out there and help him.
Larry: That bear don’t need no help.
Moe: What are you, a coward?
Larry: Yes.
Moe: Go on out and save him.
Larry: I’ll go, but my heart ain’t in it.
[Curly and Larry are unaware that there’s a bear in the backseat of their car. The bear hits Curly in the head]
Curly Howard: HMMM! Cut it out!
Larry Fine: Cut what out?
Curly Howard: Don’t be cute!
[the bear hits Curly again]
Curly Howard: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
[the bear hits Larry]
Larry Fine: Oh! What’s the idea of hitting me?
Curly Howard: I hit you because you hit me!
[brief pause]
Curly: I didn’t hit you!
Larry Fine: Oh, yes you did. You hit me, but I didn’t hit you.
Curly Howard: Oh, skip it!
[the bear hits Curly’s head on the side, cause his to bump into Larry’s]
Curly Howard: See, you did it again! Ah – hey, how could you have hit me in the head with your hands on your lap?
Larry Fine: Yeah!
Curly Howard: What a dope I am!
Larry Fine: I’ll say!
Curly Howard: It was Moe all the time!
[Curly turns around]
Curly Howard: Listen, I got –
[the bear growls]
Curly and Larry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
