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Funny movie quotes from Hoofs and Goofs

Funny movie quotes from Hoofs and Goofs (1957) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Joe Besser

Larry (Larry Fine): I think Joe’s gone around the bend. Yesterday, he thought he was a chicken.
Moe (Moe Howard): We ought to send him to an institution.
Larry (Larry Fine): We can’t! We need the eggs! Ha ha ha ha!
Moe (Moe Howard): What’s that? [points to hammer in Larry’s hand]
Larry (Larry Fine): A hammer.
Moe (Moe Howard): [takes the hammer, hits Larry with it No more jokes.


Landlord (Benny Rubin): I’m going upstairs and give them 2 pieces of my mind!


[Moe tries to cover for Birdie’s neighing by pretending to make the sound]
Moe (Moe Howard): It’s my bronchitis. Awfully bad this time of the year.
[Birdie neighs again]
Landlord (Benny Rubin): That doesn’t sound like bronchitis to me!
Moe (Moe Howard): Maybe it’s because I’m a little hoarse today.


[The landlord falls down the stairs]
Moe (Moe Howard): Did you get hurt, Mr. Dinklespiel?
Landlord (Benny Rubin): No, I fell on my head.


Larry (Larry Fine): Birdie, you need a bath!
Birdie: You guys don’t smell like roses either.


Moe (Moe Howard): Get a towel and dry this face off!
Larry (Larry Fine): Ask me nicely.
[Moe slaps Larry]
Larry (Larry Fine): That’s nice enough!


Larry (Larry Fine): You’re the anesthetist.
Joe (Joe Besser): Don’t call me names!


 

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