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Funny movie quotes from With Six You Get Eggroll

Funny movie quotes from With Six You Get Eggroll, starring Doris Day, Brian Keith

Molly the Maid: [in front of Jake, Abby’s date for the evening] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?

Abby McClure: [humiliated] I think the hair, Molly.

Molly the Maid: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they’re 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.


Abby McClure: Pretty, huh. Why shouldn’t he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?


Jason McClure: Can I sleep with you, Mommy?

Abby McClure: Go! Get moving!

Jake Iverson: There’s nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.


Maxine Scott: You’re a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? “Hi, I’d like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven.”


Abby McClure: [During a raucous party] If this wasn’t my house I’d go home!


Abby McClure: The only thing I’ve never gotten is why parents never run away.


Mitch McClure: [They’re all gathered at a table in a Chinese restaurant] Boy, am I glad you two got married!

Abby McClure: You are?

Mitch McClure: Mm-hmm. Because with six, you get eggroll!


Zip: Thou art cool!


Cleo: [seductively] Want to help with my garden?

Jake Iverson: No, Cleo, I think it’s real bad luck to go digging around in somebody else’s garden.


Cleo: [approaches Jake getting out of his car] Oh, Jake… Well, howdy, neighbor.

Jake Iverson: [caught by surprise] Oh, Hi, Cleo…

Cleo: Sorry I haven’t been over lately. I’ve been in Mexico – getting a divorce.

Cleo: [Cleo then notices Abby getting out of the car] Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were alone.

Jake Iverson: No, no, I’m not… Abby, this is Mrs. Ruskin. She’s my… it’s the neighbor – next door.

Jake Iverson: [to Cleo] This is Abby, my wife.

Cleo: Well, I just, uh, happened to be walking down the street…

Abby McClure: It’s a nice night for streetwalking, yeah…

Cleo: She is your wife, isn’t she?


Truck Driver: Wait a minute, wait a minute… You mean to tell me that she is part of this family? This has got to be a plot against the chickens of America!


Jo Jo: [Offering Abby his bikers’ help in finding Jake] Saddle up, friends, we shall give thou a hand. That is our bag – to help folks!


Jo Jo: [to the desk sergeant at the police station] Your Royal Fuzz, let our mother go!


Jo Jo: [to the desk sergeant at the police station] You ain’t groovy!

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