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Funny movie quotes from Top Hat

Funny movie quotes from Top Hat, starring Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers

Funny movie quotes from Top Hat, a very funny romantic comedy – starring Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers. She falls in love with him, despite (wrongly) thinking he’s her best friend’s husband. Which leads to a lot of conflict … and humor! Enjoy!

Jerry Travers: In dealing with a girl or horse, one just lets nature take its course.


Dale Tremont: Madge, have you any objections if I scare your husband so that he’ll never look at another woman?

Madge Hardwick: Dale, no husband is ever too scared to look.


Madge Hardwick: My dear, when you’re as old as I am, you take your men as you find them – if you can find them.


Jerry Travers: Are you afraid of thunder?

Dale Tremont: Oh, no. It’s just the noise.

Jerry Travers: You know what thunder is, don’t you?

Dale Tremont: Of course. It’s something about the air.

Jerry Travers: No, no. When a clumsy cloud from here meets a fluffy little cloud from there, he billows towards her. She scurries away and he scuds right up to her. She cries a little and there you have you showers. He comforts her. They spark. That’s the lightning. They kiss. Thunder.


Jerry Travers: All is fair in love and war, and this is revolution!


Dale Tremont: I still feel a little guilty, being here with you while Alberto is out looking for us.

Jerry Travers: Come on! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we have to face him.


Horace Hardwick: Mr. Travers is in trouble. He has practically put his foot right into a hornets’ nest.

Bates: But hornets’ nests grow on trees, sir.

Horace Hardwick: Never mind that. We have got to do something.

Bates: What about rubbing it with butter, sir?

Horace Hardwick: You blasted fool, you can’t rub a girl with butter!

Bates: My sister got into a hornets’ nest and we rubbed HER with butter, sir!

Horace Hardwick: That’s the wrong treatment, you should’ve used mud – Never mind that!


Dale Tremont: How could I have ever fallen in love with a man like you!

[Dale slaps Jerry, then storms off]

Jerry Travers: She loves me.


Dale Treemont: [talking about the horse] Who was his dam?

Jerry Travers: What?

Dale Treemont: I said, who was his dam?

Jerry Travers: I don’t know miss, he didn’t give a…


Horace Hardwick: You mean to sit there and tell me that that girl slapped your face in front of all those people for nothing?

Jerry Travers: Well, what would you have done? Sold tickets?


Alberto Beddini: Never again will I allow women to wear my dresses!


Horace Hardwick: What kind of plane?

Jerry Travers: One with wings!


Alberto Beddini: As Mrs. Adam, what would you wear?

Dale Tremont: Fig leaves!


Dale Tremont: What is this strange power you have over horses?

Jerry Travers: [thinks] Horsepower?


Horace Hardwick: You know how wives are.

Jerry Travers: No I don’t. How are they?


Jerry Travers: [realising why Dale has been behaving so peculiarly] She’s been mistaking me for you this whole time.

Madge Hardwick: Well, no wonder she said he was interesting.

Horace Hardwick: Yes, no wonder… I resent that!


Alberto Beddini: You are in this plot. You are cahooting with him!


Alberto Beddini: Well, why not face the musicians now?


Jerry Travers: May I rescue you?

Dale Tremont: No, thank you. I prefer being in distress.


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