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Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges Studio Stoops

Funny movie quotes from The Three Stooges Studio Stooges

Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges Studio Stoops – where Moe, Larry and Shemp try to be PR men, who come up with the “stunt” of their movie star being kidnapped – only for real crooks to do it, and blame the Stooges!

Moe (Moe Howard): Do I look like a termite? [pause] Don’t answer that!


Reporter: I’€™m Brown, from The Sun
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Aw, that’€™s too bad, are you peeling?


Shemp (Shemp Howard): Keep your chin up; mine are down to my knees.


Larry (Larry Fine): Here’€™s yours. [handing Moe a gun]
Moe (Moe Howard): Careful with that!  Where’d you get it, anyway.
Larry (Larry Fine): The same place I got the money … from the studio.  There was a room there marked ‘€˜Property’€™, but it didn’t say whose.
Moe (Moe Howard): Well, finders keepers.


Gangster [To Shemp]: Who are you?
Shemp [grabbing sand from a ashtray and throwing it in his eyes]: I’€™m the sandman!


[Christine McIntyre is untying Larry and Moe, removes Larry’€™s gag]
Moe (Moe Howard):
Christine McIntyre: What did he say?
Larry (Larry Fine): He said, ‘€œMmph mmph mmph!’€
Christine McIntyre: Oh.


[thinking that Shemp has fallen to his death off a window ledge]
Moe (Moe Howard): Poor Shemp!
Larry (Larry Fine): And he had his good suit on, too.


Larry (Larry Fine): Gee, that Shemp was a swell guy.
Moe (Moe Howard): I’ll never forgive myself for pushing him around.


Moe (Moe Howard): Keep a stiff upper plate, kid!


Moe: You get a rope that’€™ll reach to the 10th floor and step on it.
Larry: Hey, you better bolt that door in case our adversaries come back.
Moe: Good idea. ‘€œAdversaries?’€
Larry: Yeah!
Moe: Since when did you get so smart?
Larry: Oh, I’€™ve been smart all the time, only you didn’€™t know it. Say, when I come back, I’€™ll give you the password.
Moe: Brilliant! What’ll it be?
Larry: [Whispering] Open the door.
Moe: [Slaps Larry]


 

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